<p align="left">This song will make you <em>hungry!</em> Be sure to have some wine and cheese near by at the very least...</p>
Lyrics
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Gin tonic, bottle o’ red, Put on your mushroom cap, and jump in yo’ lettuce bed <br />
Swimmin’ in butter, parsley and wine You know that escargot, she sho’ look fine <br />
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Olive oil, in a balsamic vin’grette, Been tellin’ those lies ‘bout the salmon croquette <br />
Zucchini Frittata, on an over-sized plate, Sayin: “I might be early, but you know I ain’t late” <br />
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Marinated mushrooms, sautéed on high <br />
Somebody turned the heat up on ‘em , and they began to cry <br />
Fancy black olives, that come in a can <br />
You know they jumped right out the skillet, and straight into the sauté pan <br />
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Tomato sauce, kissin all up on the bread. The purple onion blushed, and turned a deeper shade of red. Red snapper, filleted the sole And he pan-fried his friend with almonds and puréed mango <br />
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A full-figured pizza, a saucy little number Made gnocchi outta the taters, and pickled the cucumber. Antipasto, was one cool cat The bread sticks said: “Man you ain’t all that!” <br />
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Fettuccini, in an alfredo sauce Got stabbed by the fork, and was given a toss <br />
Fresh basil leaves, imported sea salt… They thought they got away with it, but they got caught <br />
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A Tuscan bread pudding, with an apricot glaze <br />
The cappuccino maker said: “I’ve seen better days” <br />
Fresh basil leaves, and imported sea salt <br />
Thought they got away with it, but they got caught <br />
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Espresso coffee, Tiramisu - Brings to an end, these Italian Restaurant blues <br />
Gin tonic, bottle o’ Red – Drink up yo’ night cap, it’s time fo’ bed… <br />
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